Late yesterday night, after helping set up for Hallelujah Night, I drove home with Edwin, Esther Yoon, and the big-lipped Fred. It was pretty late, so Edwin and Esther Yoon started to doze off. Fred (riding shotgun) and I, however, were listening intently to a radio talkshow. The topic? Serial killers... We were listening to a story about a serial killer who got pulled over by a cop for a hit-and-run. As the cop approached him, the killer replied, "I'm a cannibal... I have problems," and proceeded to shoot the cop... Not even scary, right?

A few seconds after hearing this, there's a grumbling noise from the back, and suddenly Fred screams like a little girl, scaring the heck out of all the passengers in the back. (Of course, I wasn't scared. I was just surprised. Hahaha...) Apparently, Edwin had tried to clear his throat, and Fred misconstrued that as the serial killer trying to eat him. Hahaha... That's Fred, for ya...